Sunday, January 15, 2012

Facebook Wars

Lately facebook has been turning into a war zone for people who are to lazy to fight in person, or rather now have the convenience of fighting while they are on their phones in a bathroom or waiting room.The worst thing I notice is how people decide they win. Let me be clear, no one wins a fight on facebook. It is a mess of vulgarity and obscenity (Fanciest sentence I have ever written). People fight on and on and on simply because they can.

What happen to the good ol' days? You would either talk behind their back or confront them directly. Now you can post a passive aggressive status that doesn't name the person, but everyone knows who it's about. Another way is to "troll" on other people's statuses and just be an @$#. So now you've just started a fight, what happens? Well, all hell breaks out. People start yelling at each other (yelling on facebook is a remarkable feat if you think about it), calling names and such. Then all your friends back you up, and all their friends back them up. When you add all these people, it creates a mess. The responses don't line up. After awhile, it just looks like people posting a bulletin about the meanest and most ignorant things you can think of to say.

So now someone has to be declared a winner, which is usually whoever gets deleted from a friends list. Even then, they have not won. Person A: "They deleted me! hah! couldn't handle being wrong anymore could ya! wish I could say I'll miss you." Person B: "Didn't want to bother finishing you off. You're not worth the effort. oh, and darling, you're not that pretty. Get over yourself" Now tell me, did anyone win? NO, because everyone is ignorant. There are times when a winner is obvious, but the other person still has to pretend like they won.

I hate facebook drama. Hopefully if you're reading this you do too. I have one request for anyone reading this, STOP TRYING TO FIGHT PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK. IT'S DUMB AND USELESS. Sorry for the rant. Next blog will be funnier.

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1 comment:

  1. Dear Capta1nawesome,
    I would just like to point out to you the importance of fighting in person. It is so important to fight someone in person that in the state of Michigan only last year, July 4th of 2011, they finally made it illegal to duel. Up to this point in time it has been legal in michigan to walk 20 paces, with two consented adults, turn and shoot. Just thought you should know!
    An old friend,
    josie wing

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